RealBeanz Iced Coffee, Resist, Mocha

Nutrient enhanced. Safety button: Pops up. Pops up when original seal is broken. Reject if button is up. Resistance blend per bottle: 342 mg: coffee, green tea (camellia sinensis) extract, calcium. Anti-oxidants: Nature's Kevlar. Green Tea: The Swiss army knife of stuff that's good for you, green tea is loaded with antioxidants that help the body's immune system resist the nastier things on the planet; no wonder it leaves other teas green with envy. Calcium: If congress could do for the economy what this stuff does for your bones and teeth, we'd all be way happier. Polyphenols: More antioxidants? Well, it turns out coffee is loaded with antioxidant polyphenols with polysyllabic names like Chlorogenic acid. But who cares what they're called - if they help protect your cells from damage and keep you in top shape, more power to 'em. Hi, I'm Kurt, the guy who writes packaging text, mainly because after 34 years, his parents have decided that it's okay to charge their own flesh and blood rent. Anyway, the folks at RealBeanz want me to tell you all about their Mocha Iced coffee with Antioxidants. What can I say about Realbeanz that hasn't been said by thousands of fans who love its rich fresh-brewed taste? For that matter, what can I say about antioxidants that hasn't been said by thousands of independent studies done by people whose credentials are way more impressive than those of a guy who writes packaging text? See what I mean? Total waste of time, so stop reading and enjoy RealBeanz Mocha - the best way ever to give your body the antioxidants it needs - and the great Mocha flavor you want. rBST free: No artificial hormones added - Our milk is produced from cows not treated with rBST. The FDA has found no significant difference between milk derived from rBST-treated and non-rBST treated cows. Please recycle.